annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

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capslockapocalypse:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

WRITE.
A STORY.

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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

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We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.
—Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)
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stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this

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Mom: why are you laughing and smiling at your phone? are you texting a boy?
Me: haha no I'm reading smutty gay fanfiction
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katy perry: i am not a feminist
shailene woodley: i love men and i think the idea of ‘raise women to power, take the man away from the power’ is never going to work out
lana del rey: feminism is just not an interesting concept
lorde: *puts down many female artists, including selena gomez, britney spears, and amy winehouse, calling what they do “not feminism”*
taylor swift: i don’t think i’m a feminist, i don’t really think about things as guys versus girls and i never have
lady gaga: i am not a feminist, i hail men and i love men
marina diamandis: everybody thinks feminism is about hairy legged women who hate men but it’s not, it’s about equality
MARINA DIAMANDIS: i consider myself a feminist because i believe women should have equal rights- it’s just that the term feminism conjures up other things for people
MARINA FUCKING DIAMANDIS: i feel completely shocked when i hear that female artists don’t want to be considered feminists… maybe i’m being a little bit harsh and maybe people think of the term in a bad way but it just means women have equal rights
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coolator:

leptepistomion:

I fixed it guys

rude

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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

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cobalt-fallen-angel:

consulting-cannibal:

based on this chat post

i just—

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I will never get tired of this comic. Not now, Not ever.

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perchu:

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